Men’s “If It Has Tits or Tires I Can Make It Squeal” T-Shirt

Built for those who live to ride and don’t bite their tongue. The “If It Has Tits or Tires I Can Make It Squeal” tee delivers attitude, comfort, and durability — all in one classic fit.

Made from sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton, it features double-needle stitching, a seamless ribbed neck, and taped shoulders for long-lasting structure and a premium feel.

Printed front graphic with the bold quote and a subtle R.A.G.E. print across the back neckline — a signature touch that keeps it 100% Roadrager.

Product details:

100% sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton

Classic fit for everyday wear

Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (midweight)

Double-needle stitching throughout

Seamless rib at neck

Available colors: White, Gravel, Heather Gray, Charcoal, Natural, Powder Blue, Blush Pink



Imported product, printed & finished in the USA

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	711 mm	457 mm	158 mm
M	736 mm	508 mm	165 mm
L	762 mm	558 mm	177 mm
XL	787 mm	609 mm	184 mm
2XL	812 mm	660 mm	190 mm
3XL	838 mm	711 mm	196 mm
4XL	863 mm	762 mm	203 mm
5XL	889 mm	812 mm	215 mm